Indie
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How to call the police force when you are old and that you n' be more very mobile… Georges P., a man d' a certain age living in VANCOUVER in Canada was going to lie down when his wife tells him qu' it had left the light in l' shelter of garden qu' it could see since the window of the room. Georges opened the backdoor to extinguish, but he saw qu' there were people in l' shelter flying of the material. It called the police force which asked him: " quelqu' a s' is it introduces on your premise? " he answered " not, but of people are stealing me after s' to be introduced into my hut of garden " The police force answered: " all our patrols are occupied it should be locked up, and an officer will pass as of qu' he will be free. Georges known as " O.K " then it hung up again, and waited 30 seconds and pointed out the police force. " Hello, I have just called you for robbers in my shelter of garden… You do not worry on this subject any more… I killed them " Then it hung up again. In the five minutes 6 police cars a team of gunners a helicopter two trucks of firemen an ambulance and the local samu were presented in front of its residence, and the robbers were taken in red-handed. A police officer tells him " I believed that you had killed them… " Georges answered " I believed that you m' that you had said n' had anybody of available… " True story… Morality: one should not Emmerder the Old men.
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